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10/08/2012	Not Politically Correct
01/31/2012	Political Truisms
01/20/2012	Mensa Invitational
11/01/2011	Paraprosdokian
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected ; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there`s a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
09/07/2011	Europeʼs Problems Summed Up
08/02/2011	Earl and Leroy and the Mule
04/25/2011	An American Problem in One Picture
03/15/2011	Price of gas in France
09/17/2010	Douglas Bruce story soon to become a kids’ lit classic
Douglas Bruce, the California Democrat turned Colorado Republican, is the embodiment of the classic bad boy character of children’s literature.
02/27/2010	Retired People
12/27/2009	Dougzilla
11/30/2009	Tom Smith and His Incredible Bread Machine
This is a legend of success and plunder And a man, Tom Smith, who squelched world hunger.
11/21/2009	The Government Can
Video-- You may have to click the start buton. Make take some time to load. (Requires Flash plugin)
11/02/2009	Boycott
10/21/2009	Conservative Thinking vs. Liberal Thinking
10/16/2009	Yard Sign
06/21/2009	21 Economic Models Explained
04/01/2009	Well-Timed Public Apology
Citizens, I have seen the light. I apologize for my past efforts to promote liberty over government. What self- indulgent folly!
03/08/2009	Little Red Hen 2009 Version
The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
03/01/2009	1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
12/25/2008	Illegal Immigrant
WASHINGTON, D.C. - When Santa Claus comes to town this week, he`d better watch out -- because the federal government may be making a list of his crimes (and checking it twice)
11/22/2008	Thanksgiving 2008. What we have to be thankful for
11/22/2008	Thanksgiving
11/17/2008	Follow The Ice Cream
11/01/2008	We`re Not in Alaska Anymore
10/30/2008	Spread the Wealth
10/29/2008	Guilty Until Proved Innocent
10/29/2008	Notice to all employees.
10/06/2008	Upon My Word
06/19/2008	The Republican Fisherman
05/16/2008	The Tax Man
Lyrics by The Beatles - Tax Man lyrics provided for educational purposes only.
02/01/2008	BAR STOOL ECONOMICS
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible
01/19/2008	Firearms Refresher Course
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson ~
12/16/2007	The Dam
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property.
05/26/2007	A Public Servants Ode to the Taxpayer
10/16/2006	Bob Hope Classic
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09/30/2006	Noah in 2006
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me..."
09/20/2006	NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...
09/14/2006	Cows, the Constitution, and the Ten Commandments
10/14/2005	Scientists Discover New Element
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium".